Store your favorite smokes in this donkey’s pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he’ll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7-1/2" long x 5" tall (19.1 cm x 12.7 cm) plastic burro is a charming addition to any room. Holds about twenty-four cigarettes. Illustrated window box. As seen on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Store your favorite smokes in this elephant’s pack and when you need a fix, just press his trunk down and he’ll reward you with a cigarette from his rear end. Each 9-1/2" long x 6-1/2"tall (24.1 cm x 16.5 cm) plastic curiosity holds about twenty-four cigarettes. Illustrated window box.

Real monkeys should never smoke! There, now that that’s out of the way you can enjoy our Smoking Monkey guilt free. He’s 2" (5.1 cm) tall, made of ceramic and has a look of unabashed pleasure as he puffs on his cigarette. He started smoking after he gave up bananas, trading one habit for another. Each monkey comes with a pack of ten Li’l Smokes and has another one in his mouth, ready to light up and smoke. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Illustrated window box.

Of all the things that shouldn’t smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing.. Each infant 2-3/4" (7 cm) tall comes with a pack of ten Li’l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually nontoxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Illustrated window box.

You don’t want to have to run down to the corner store at 3 in the morning when your Smoking Baby is out of smokes, so keep some of these Li’l Smokes Refill Packs handy. Each illustrated card comes with three different brands of Li’l Smokes in miniature packs of ten. Li’l Smokes are nontoxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper and contain no tobacco.